Just take a look at these gems... I cant help but admire him! heh.
“Why isn’t my life like a situation comedy? Why don’t I have a bunch of friends with nothing better to do but drop by and instigate wacky adventures? Why aren’t my conversations peppered with spontaneous witticisms? Why don’t my friends demonstrate heartfelt concern for my well being when I have problems? …I gotta get my life some writers.”
“Well, it just seemed wrong to cheat on an ethics test.”
People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don’t realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world.”
Leave it to a girl to take the fun out of sex discrimination.
Why should I have to WORK for everything?! It’s like saying I don’t deserve it!
If you do the job badly enough, sometimes you don’t get asked to do it again.
